[The video comes on to show Elaine in her room, sitting at her desk. Her brow is furrowed and her expression is mildly frustrated.]I keep hearing about an event, but I don't remember a single bit of it myself. Something about age, Germany said. Did anyone see me during the event? Or talk to me? Or did I just disappear completely? Because this isn't ( Read more... )

[Ten years of godhood and a complete loss of her own sense of individuality has made Elaine extremely... lonely. And also slightly socially awkward, considering how long she's gone without any real interaction.]

Hello, everyone. It's just an event.

[She's looking at the camera very intensely as she says this.]